In the eternal words of the late, great la Pequeña Hillary Clinton([link]), I must salute and reiterate:

Fuck you, Obama.

Now I'm not sure if this new taxation is directly responsible to Obama, but I don't really care. I could do the research, but the fact is, I need someone to blame, and god damnit Obama, I'm blaming you.

Seven dollars. Seven fucking dollars. I've got $2.82 in my bank account. I need another five dollars just to buy a pack of fucking cigarettes.

Why, Obama? Why???? You are a smoker. Why would you do this? You fucking back-stabbing trojan horse. I'm not old enough to vote, but if I could have, I would have voted for you specifically on the basis of your smoking (and your rampant drug use). We connected. I thought I understood you, and you understood me. But now I see your true colors, you lying sack of shit. And if I had voted, I would declare withdrawel! I would withdraw my vote. But I did not vote, I did not. I am not responsible.


Seven dollars, doucherocket. I shook your hand. I shook your fucking hand ([link]). Did that mean nothing to you? You fucking scam artist.

I play poker every saturday. You're making me choose between the two vital necessities of poker: a cigarette in one hand, or seven ones in the other. Thanks to you, asshole, I now have 7 dollars less to bet. If I was playing blackjack, and I got an ace and a king, I could have made 14 dollars, in addition to my original 7. I could have tripled my money. Now I will triple my money in integers of 0. That's right, I will go from 0 dollars to 0 dollars, thanks to you, asswipe.


America is not happy.

I'm not happy
happy happy no
no estoy contento - la Pequeña Hillary Clinton


God damnit.